Pictures by unknown authors captioned by Ey@el

Original en français

© Marinus

It is not even spring yet and here they are, constantly flying at each other, calling themselves names and having spats about anything and everything. Between canaries here, robins there, clueless suckered pidgeons, sappy ostriches, stuffed turkeys, cocky parrots, cunning crows, smelly hawks, cockerels on coke, and blasting peacocks showing off, it's too much droppings, racket and whooshing about nothing. For while the stakes are high, they never rise above their own respective grounds — no matter how high these are. And it's starting to look like a bad remake of an Hitchcock movie.

Ere you flout old ends any further, examine your conscience.

~ William Shakespeare, Too Much Ado About Nothing (1600)

Ey@el

Watch out for the great washing off...

and unchained ducklings¹ having a blast.

That's for telling them to shut their traps²...

or stuffing them with too much smelly fish.

Ey@el