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I was not surprised to see how quickly some gaping-minded couch rebels dismissed me from their persona grata list last year for having had the sacrilegious nerve not to buy into the official non-conspiracy theory of global warming. In my mind, I can almost hear their behind-the-scene outraged remarks: “Another freak who can't see how out of whack the weather is. Holy shit, it jumps out! ” Yes, obviously one (even I) cannot deny that the weather's more fucked up than ever, that pollution has now reached very serious levels which may cost our beautiful planet and its population dear (in every conceivable sense of the word), and I do want to help ensure it stops as much as you do — the only difference is common sense and I are a faithful couple and I don't get fucked all over by sharks asking them how to get out of the water. In this case, give my blessing (and money) to the very ones who deliberately messed it up in the first place so they can carry on with total impunity and more strength. Sorry, but angels don't play this HAARP.

Now, I'm aware how hard it is to make anything out under this constant burning fire of misinformation intended to muddy the waters so that you really have to feel entrusted with some kind of pledge to be willing to work out the kinks in this whole magungle. All the more since, everything is designed to keep our minds busy at all times, both in our daily work or family duties and our leisure time. Add on prescribed drugs rebranded as “medicines” or those they spike our food, personal care products or water and air with — honestly, it's a miracle there still are some fools around who can think clearly. Perhaps because the seeds of our folly, derived from some magic plant only found on planet Krypton, gives us immunity. Who knows? No kidding, I do appreciate that the vast majority are totally overwhelmed and have thrown down weapons. Most are already doing the best they can. What bothers me though are those who can't tell the difference between their mouth and their anus anymore and confuse their belly button with their brains. In my own crackpot mind, I can picture them fairly well, all connected to a space shuttle orbiting the earth with their umbilical cords; some wear rotating satellite dishes on their head while others hold huge spray-cans filled with some fluorescent fluid to cool the atmosphere.

An all too tempting caricature as laughter is the best medicine and it will still be less toxicity on this world. Having said that, how haywire my writing may go at times, I would never mock anyone bold who'd find the courage to acknowledge being wrong or misled. I'd be too happy to be of any help. Same as I would never call anybody names if they'd still prefer to be in denial. As long as they don't spit their stomach acid in my face. Should it ever come to that, I vow to use my whole supply of stale-dated Alka-Seltzers on them!

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As this country inches farther away from the democracy it once pretended to be, the level of propaganda and indoctrination that the average American must wade through in order to get the smallest amount of Truth is staggering. We have reached a point in which Americans are so overwhelmed with the current battle taking place between the Alternative News community and mainstream media, and its barrage of contradicting “Facts,” that most have simply chosen to completely remove themselves from any critical thinking. Even when the government itself reveals an age-old lie to be true, most are so indoctrinated with the idea of the “conspiracy” that they convince themselves that the revelation is just another trick of those deceptive “conspiracy theorists.” This has been seen many times in recent years. A perfect example of this is weather modification.

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