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Prayerware
In the name of Godgle,
And of Microsoft, and of Apple,
Godgle,
Eden of transhumanism,
Apple,
Forbidden Fruit of the tree of knowledge of the real and the virtual,
Microsoft,
Sneaky Serpent winding its way along the golden yarns of the web.
Thy kingdom come on earth as it is on the Internet,
Thy will be done in my mind as in that of my brothers and sisters.
Deliver us from our imperfect nature and our dreams of love oh so insignificant,
Teach us to communicate — oops, pardon my vulgarity — to tweet,
Restore the grace and beauty within our unsightly ageing bodies,
Submit your ten commandments to us,
Save us from our emotions,
Thy dream come true.
A man†Translated from French by Ey@el
© lapensinemutine.eklablog.comEndnotes
- I'm afraid the original pun (Soul and Net) got lost in translation same as the title of this article (literally "a prayer for software"). Sometimes you stick, sometimes you get stuck...
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