Chinese Facebook For The Year of The Rooster (1)
Rat: You should know better than to hide behind the writings of
others. Don't be such a bookworm, live your own story!
Ox: Never mind which way the wind blows, you'll keep on with
what's in your head. Stop looking the other way!
Tiger: Behind that cold face of yours burns a charcoal fire.
Unleash the great beast within you, break the ice!
Rabbit: By treating life as a joke, ultimately the joke might be on
you and make an unhappy fool of you. Stop kidding around !
Dragon: Again, that inflammatory disposition of yours might
spark things off. You'd better learn to keep your cool!
Snake: Highly flexible and adaptable, you'll thread your way through
anything to good effect. Love's in the air as the song goes!
To be continued: more signs tomorrow...
NOTE: These horoscopes are pure fantasy. Therefore any self-fulfilling prediction would be totally coincidental.
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