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Aries: You don't want to have your partner breathing
down your neck. Loosen up!

Libra: Don't get your partner's goat.
Find a balance.

Taurus: You're most amiable and affectionate.
Try not to get too clingy.

Scorpio: You have a very thin skin.
Don't let anyone rub you up the wrong way.

Gemini: You really got one of a helluva stamina.
Poopers, be warned!

Sagittarius: Your fiery temperament does work magic.
Don't aim too high, though.

To be continued: more signs tomorrow...

Ey@el

NOTE: In theory, these horoscopes are pure fantasy. In effect, any self-fulfilling prediction would be totally coincidental.